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Meet The Bankers

Every night at midnight a new Pixie is chosen at random to act in the capacity of Banker for the day ahead. Each Pixie has his favourite and least favourite days of the week, and preferred time of day - both of which are major factors in determining the Pixie`s mood at any given time, which in turn influences his fairness and generosity when making in-game offers... All Pixie`s do share one thing in common, however: they all want you to go away from each game with as little as possible! Not very nice people to know really...

But with that said, let`s introduce you to the crew...


Name: Marlon
Favourite Day: Sunday - because going to church on a Sunday has always been his chance to repent for the sins of the previous week, and possibly gain some kind of advance protection against the ones he is about to commit in the week ahead
Least Favourite Day: Wednesday - ever since he heard the phrase `Bloody Wednesday` as a kid - Despite popular belief, Marlon hates violence, and his family business was never solely about bloodshed
Favourite Time: Morning - because he loves the smell of fifty-pound notes in the morning
Least Favourite Time: Evening - because the demons from his past tend to creep up in the dead of night (not literally, though)

About Marlon:

Once the head of an infamous and widely respected mafia family, Marlon gave up crime after losing both his wife and her lesbian lover to the S1-TD strain of `Landlocked Sockeye Salmon Flu`, in one of only 13 confirmed cases of pixie-to-pixie transmission to date.

Before she died, Marlon`s wife made him promise that he would atone for his sins by setting up a game show and offering people the chance to win some of his ill-gotten riches. She also made him promise to have the president of the Chuck Norris fan club assassinated.

Marlon`s fellow Bankers rely on quick-thinking and their ability to think on their feet, knowing that the one who loses him the most money will also lose an ear.

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