About Doctor Diggle: Some people call him a Mad Scientist, others say he is just an Insane Neurologist.
Some say the stress of his work has caused his hair to turn grey,
others say he just wants to look like that guy from Back To The Future. One thing is certain
however: Doctor Diggle is a brilliant man... Doctor Diggle`s most recent claim to fame was in
pioneering the technique used to preserve the disembodied brains of dead
politicians, and building the
technology which allows them to
communicate: a computerized brain wave interpreter called Norris.
Norris is still in a BETA stage of development: stable, but `a bit buggie`...
This often results in some hilariously inaccurate
interpretations of thoughts - for example; "Please kill me", and
"Just end me", are two particularly common recurring errors... Doctor Diggle
himself is often criticized for refusing to share Norris` source code with the wider
science community, as well as his
patented technique for getting a human brain, undamaged, through the neck of an oversized
Sarson`s Vinegar Jar... |