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Meet The Bankers

Every night at midnight a new Pixie is chosen at random to act in the capacity of Banker for the day ahead. Each Pixie has his favourite and least favourite days of the week, and preferred time of day - both of which are major factors in determining the Pixie`s mood at any given time, which in turn influences his fairness and generosity when making in-game offers... All Pixie`s do share one thing in common, however: they all want you to go away from each game with as little as possible! Not very nice people to know really...

But with that said, let`s introduce you to the crew...


Name: Doctor Diggle
Favourite Day: Monday - because the start of a new week often inspires fresh ideas
Least Favourite Day: Friday - because the weekend is looming, and weekends are for lazy minds
Favourite Time: Morning - because the new day always brings with it a fresh perspective on any problems at hand
Least Favourite Time: Evening - because his brilliant mind resents his body`s need for sleep

About Doctor Diggle:

Some people call him a Mad Scientist, others say he is just an Insane Neurologist. Some say the stress of his work has caused his hair to turn grey, others say he just wants to look like that guy from Back To The Future. One thing is certain however: Doctor Diggle is a brilliant man...

Doctor Diggle`s most recent claim to fame was in pioneering the technique used to preserve the disembodied brains of dead politicians, and building the technology which allows them to communicate: a computerized brain wave interpreter called Norris. Norris is still in a BETA stage of development: stable, but `a bit buggie`... This often results in some hilariously inaccurate interpretations of thoughts - for example; "Please kill me", and "Just end me", are two particularly common recurring errors...

Doctor Diggle himself is often criticized for refusing to share Norris` source code with the wider science community, as well as his patented technique for getting a human brain, undamaged, through the neck of an oversized Sarson`s Vinegar Jar...

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